[[[[The funniest joke.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 by thisheart
. . Comedy]]]]1.
Songkran Songkran, it was splashing each other blessings, suddenly cursed one: mother, who poured me? Others persuaded Road: pour you a blessing you.
Curse of the Tao: Come on this, Who'll splash me with water?
2.
waiting for the bus to work this morning, drive the bus to the station when the car started. So I chase side barefoot and shout: "Master , and so
I,yramyyids, master, etc. I am ah !......"
This is a passenger stuck his head out the window at me, said the sentence: "Monkey King, you do not chase the "
3. outrageous
hospital maternity wards, the group of men are waiting for his new father. A nurse rushed out from the delivery room, on the one that
Road: "Congratulations,bestps, your wife gave birth!"
another man to throw cigarette butts on the ground, jumped up and shouted: "How could you! me than his first, why not turn to me?"
4. prick
person A to the hospital for a checkup, his nurses took a blood sample needle was asked, What A look shiny needles could not help but ask: "will will not really hurt? I afraid of the pain! "the nurse said:" rest assured, I did 20 years of nursing ... ... "person A said:" Great, I can rest assured! "and then under the nurse needlestick I only heard that person A Shazhu Ban's scream, the nurses take it slowly: "The pain is not a no."
5. self-defeating
the bar, George alone drinking beer. He suddenly felt himself going to the toilet, he was afraid someone Tou He left his beer, he wrote a note on the table: "I spit the saliva in the cup." He came back and found a piece of paper added a sentence: "I spit.". . .
6. Sound too
Zhuge Liang is a master legend,freevc, eight patients, of whom there is a specialty that is a ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang says that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei,se-ger, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart,mydor, fear of being Liu Bei heard,dewsdescend, sorry. He thought quickly and said: "My lord, what to regulate the atmosphere, I learned how the woodpecker call to you like?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang imitate the woodpecker called twice, took the opportunity to put the fart. Then asked: "how my lord? I do not like learning like?" Liu Bei said: "You do it again right, you just fart so loud, I have not seen."
7.
one ugly always marry,webbute, want to be trafficked, a day dream come true, the kidnapping of a suspected kidnappers, she ugly, be returned to the same place, this woman determined not to get off the kidnappers first teeth stomping ground said: go! Cars do not it!
8. spring when the train is very crowded, Moujun while parking will be ass out of the window stool. Patrol inspectors found under car shouted: Diao fat cigar, head retracted to
9. My side of the road, see a penny, just to bend over pick, originally Koutan I * he a mother, who spit so round?
10. a military acting in a shell deviate very far. Sent to see the soldiers discovered shells fell on farmland, a farmer standing Tanaka, clothes broken sounded dark, tearful eyes,theSpringFestival, said: stealing cabbage trees, worthwhile use of shelling it? ? ?
11. still remember the years of military training under a tree it? Coach of the students said: "The first row reports the number!" You surprised to see the coach, a coach will say aloud: "reports the number!" So, you reluctantly turned and hugged a tree!
12. call cold call hot weather, difficult to calm mood in this season, the total miss distance of you, I would like to keep a pigeon and let it fly to your office every day, even if it can do just a simple action: pull your head in the feces of a bubble!
13.
a night, a naked man called a taxi,joey-mcintyre, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious, shouted: You have not seen his mother naked F Yeah! Driver also furious: I see you where money or from his mother!
14. a village women for the first time into the city, want on the latrine, a long time is not met,ken-laszlo, frustration help police: comrades in front of a public toilet, where does female toilet?
15. nurses see a patient in the ward to drink, went and whispered to him: "Little darling!" patient smiled and said: "Little Baby."
16. an old man Diuju, when he bought a new car on the ground floor, he on the three lock and clip a piece of paper: will give you a steal! The next day car Meidiu, and two more locks and a piece of paper that read: will give you a ride!
17. teachers want to confirm class girls sports members to Sarkozy not, said to him: "You go and clean the whole class about women." Sports Commission is a small goat, hurriedly asked: "Which parent?" the teacher ¥ # ... ... ¥%
18. junior high school math class, the teacher equation transformation, on the podium one sleeve rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
Songkran Songkran, it was splashing each other blessings, suddenly cursed one: mother, who poured me? Others persuaded Road: pour you a blessing you.
Curse of the Tao: Come on this, Who'll splash me with water?
2.
waiting for the bus to work this morning, drive the bus to the station when the car started. So I chase side barefoot and shout: "Master , and so
I,yramyyids, master, etc. I am ah !......"
This is a passenger stuck his head out the window at me, said the sentence: "Monkey King, you do not chase the "
3. outrageous
hospital maternity wards, the group of men are waiting for his new father. A nurse rushed out from the delivery room, on the one that
Road: "Congratulations,bestps, your wife gave birth!"
another man to throw cigarette butts on the ground, jumped up and shouted: "How could you! me than his first, why not turn to me?"
4. prick
person A to the hospital for a checkup, his nurses took a blood sample needle was asked, What A look shiny needles could not help but ask: "will will not really hurt? I afraid of the pain! "the nurse said:" rest assured, I did 20 years of nursing ... ... "person A said:" Great, I can rest assured! "and then under the nurse needlestick I only heard that person A Shazhu Ban's scream, the nurses take it slowly: "The pain is not a no."
5. self-defeating
the bar, George alone drinking beer. He suddenly felt himself going to the toilet, he was afraid someone Tou He left his beer, he wrote a note on the table: "I spit the saliva in the cup." He came back and found a piece of paper added a sentence: "I spit.". . .
6. Sound too
Zhuge Liang is a master legend,freevc, eight patients, of whom there is a specialty that is a ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang says that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei,se-ger, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart,mydor, fear of being Liu Bei heard,dewsdescend, sorry. He thought quickly and said: "My lord, what to regulate the atmosphere, I learned how the woodpecker call to you like?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang imitate the woodpecker called twice, took the opportunity to put the fart. Then asked: "how my lord? I do not like learning like?" Liu Bei said: "You do it again right, you just fart so loud, I have not seen."
7.
one ugly always marry,webbute, want to be trafficked, a day dream come true, the kidnapping of a suspected kidnappers, she ugly, be returned to the same place, this woman determined not to get off the kidnappers first teeth stomping ground said: go! Cars do not it!
8. spring when the train is very crowded, Moujun while parking will be ass out of the window stool. Patrol inspectors found under car shouted: Diao fat cigar, head retracted to
9. My side of the road, see a penny, just to bend over pick, originally Koutan I * he a mother, who spit so round?
10. a military acting in a shell deviate very far. Sent to see the soldiers discovered shells fell on farmland, a farmer standing Tanaka, clothes broken sounded dark, tearful eyes,theSpringFestival, said: stealing cabbage trees, worthwhile use of shelling it? ? ?
11. still remember the years of military training under a tree it? Coach of the students said: "The first row reports the number!" You surprised to see the coach, a coach will say aloud: "reports the number!" So, you reluctantly turned and hugged a tree!
12. call cold call hot weather, difficult to calm mood in this season, the total miss distance of you, I would like to keep a pigeon and let it fly to your office every day, even if it can do just a simple action: pull your head in the feces of a bubble!
13.
a night, a naked man called a taxi,joey-mcintyre, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious, shouted: You have not seen his mother naked F Yeah! Driver also furious: I see you where money or from his mother!
14. a village women for the first time into the city, want on the latrine, a long time is not met,ken-laszlo, frustration help police: comrades in front of a public toilet, where does female toilet?
15. nurses see a patient in the ward to drink, went and whispered to him: "Little darling!" patient smiled and said: "Little Baby."
16. an old man Diuju, when he bought a new car on the ground floor, he on the three lock and clip a piece of paper: will give you a steal! The next day car Meidiu, and two more locks and a piece of paper that read: will give you a ride!
17. teachers want to confirm class girls sports members to Sarkozy not, said to him: "You go and clean the whole class about women." Sports Commission is a small goat, hurriedly asked: "Which parent?" the teacher ¥ # ... ... ¥%
18. junior high school math class, the teacher equation transformation, on the podium one sleeve rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...