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Monday, June 14, 2010 by thisheart
. The old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: "Grandpa, you want to side light, backlight, or optical?" Grandpa shy to say: "I do not care, can not give you aunt left a pants? "2. Wife Quotations: Allows you to get drunk, allowing you to hook younger sister, but to his aging mother at night to rejoin, if you dare break my heart, my lungs hurt, his aging mother must fight your third leg disability, you bird birds always beat nibbling sleep.
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3. 2 dumplings married, and bid farewell to the guests after the groom returned to the bedroom, they discovered that in bed a meatball! The groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked where the bride? Meatball shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. both old couple eating dinner in a diner one day: Bare meal! Zhao Zhao feel old! After the old woman naked: What I have reactions yeah! Housing is also the same as milk fever and young! Road ramp up an old man: drooping to the soup!
5. 4 mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day, when the sweets; B: I do not step on the day mice flip itching; C: I have several times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, home to slightly hold the cat.
6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, a man not to fight is not enough; man if rich, and everyone is destined for, a man by the live pig will climb trees.
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant doing the elephant's neck, holding tightly, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, but also his mother against it!
8. children into brothels to support the parrot stole home, a door, parrots sent for: to move it! Saw his mother called: boss for it! See his sister,inmeabc, also known as: Miss also changed! Saw his dad called: I cao or old customers!
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9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to look after, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, keep a heart good outside, sitting at table with a good-looking in the distance there misses! Keep two, hold a development of 34 567!
10. a dog to climb your table, scrambling up to a chicken, you are furious Road: How do you dare to Nazhi chicken, I dare you what the results a bit dog lick chicken butt, you collapsed, puppy Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering death ray it is,sweater8, the ghost turn around! I would like to hear the call of ghosts, at midnight to celebrate your head, pale face, quiet and green eyes,roomcl ean, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge,bring111901, not the disease Fanjian is Kengmengguaipian! Woman breast thin waist, loose coquettish, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black sword! This years men and strange female demon, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road toward a bitch bite your feet from a piece of your flesh, swallowed quickly, you have room to move about to kick it, the dog tears said: you hit it, anyway My stomach already have your blood!
14. mice did not particularly depressed girlfriend, finally agreed to marry him a bat,hfsur-ely, rats very happy. He did not view other people laugh, mouse: you know what, she was a stewardess good or ill.
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15. a friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats Yan Han tears, meaningful: Oh! Viagra, the day he ate,newarticless, fire and strong,thatare, about jumping on the ceiling, so he got hand.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you that I am not a stingy person. Such as the dime that I send SMS your birthday.
17. ant lolling on the earth, stretching out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: When will the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpie years, my mother said it was hi bird off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is the passenger; Crow years, the children ask you also guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a beauty found in lipstick too, get dumped on the road after the wet paper towel wipe. An old man picked up, scrutinize half a day suddenly wake up, catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out ah!
20. lovelorn cries of cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not just sweet, just drunk, but also heartbreaking, as well as tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
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21. yesterday a dream of God that I can satisfy my desire to come up with a globe that want to world peace, he said, too hard for a bar,xesite, I took your picture say to these people become beautiful, he pondered the globe that took me to see.
22. an ugly woman,what-i, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but can not sell a half months. Kidnappers to return, she was determined not to get off the kidnappers clenching a stomp: walking, car not a
23.20 years ago my father to hold you so cars, people joke ugly child, my father cried. An old man selling bananas pat father said: "Big Brother do not cry, take only eat bananas to the monkeys! Really poor, hungry, had no hair."
24. The plane, a parrot on stewardess said: "Give Ye to glass of water\Then parrot on the pig, said: "Silly B of the bar, Ye fly."
25. There is an old farmer hoeing the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out at the farmer's face foam feces, the rise of farmer cursed: "CAO your mother! Article pants to wear out do not know!" Crow said: "CAO! you wear pants ah Ah shit!" v
26. Xiao Ming told his mother, the guests who came to play today,poemisonline, when brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: "Do you ruffle do?" Little said: "When I stood at the side, so guests just want to sit down, I will take the chair from behind him."
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27. one day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing beside him sat in front of a digital man wrote: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw a very intense man, said:『 child is not mine! 』
28. Just delete the gust of wind, but why is so eternal, just delete the dream, but why is so real, you bow does not say, I was hard to calm, I finally could not help but want to say to you: Next plays fart when to say!
29. a pair of lovers in the mountains by savage grasp: you eat each other's put you on the stool. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why the sad woman said: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
30. day Moujun wife a child, he hurriedly went to the hospital to see, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, he was pleased shouted, I made a father! Then a doctor face was sad to come out and tell him that children congenital malformations. Moujun stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, retribution ah
[transferred from Jagged community http://bbs.tiexue.net/]
3. 2 dumplings married, and bid farewell to the guests after the groom returned to the bedroom, they discovered that in bed a meatball! The groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked where the bride? Meatball shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. both old couple eating dinner in a diner one day: Bare meal! Zhao Zhao feel old! After the old woman naked: What I have reactions yeah! Housing is also the same as milk fever and young! Road ramp up an old man: drooping to the soup!
5. 4 mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day, when the sweets; B: I do not step on the day mice flip itching; C: I have several times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, home to slightly hold the cat.
6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, a man not to fight is not enough; man if rich, and everyone is destined for, a man by the live pig will climb trees.
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant doing the elephant's neck, holding tightly, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, but also his mother against it!
8. children into brothels to support the parrot stole home, a door, parrots sent for: to move it! Saw his mother called: boss for it! See his sister,inmeabc, also known as: Miss also changed! Saw his dad called: I cao or old customers!
[transferred from Jagged community http://bbs.tiexue.net/]
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to look after, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, keep a heart good outside, sitting at table with a good-looking in the distance there misses! Keep two, hold a development of 34 567!
10. a dog to climb your table, scrambling up to a chicken, you are furious Road: How do you dare to Nazhi chicken, I dare you what the results a bit dog lick chicken butt, you collapsed, puppy Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering death ray it is,sweater8, the ghost turn around! I would like to hear the call of ghosts, at midnight to celebrate your head, pale face, quiet and green eyes,roomcl ean, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge,bring111901, not the disease Fanjian is Kengmengguaipian! Woman breast thin waist, loose coquettish, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black sword! This years men and strange female demon, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road toward a bitch bite your feet from a piece of your flesh, swallowed quickly, you have room to move about to kick it, the dog tears said: you hit it, anyway My stomach already have your blood!
14. mice did not particularly depressed girlfriend, finally agreed to marry him a bat,hfsur-ely, rats very happy. He did not view other people laugh, mouse: you know what, she was a stewardess good or ill.
[transferred from Jagged community http://bbs.tiexue.net/]
15. a friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats Yan Han tears, meaningful: Oh! Viagra, the day he ate,newarticless, fire and strong,thatare, about jumping on the ceiling, so he got hand.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you that I am not a stingy person. Such as the dime that I send SMS your birthday.
17. ant lolling on the earth, stretching out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: When will the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpie years, my mother said it was hi bird off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is the passenger; Crow years, the children ask you also guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a beauty found in lipstick too, get dumped on the road after the wet paper towel wipe. An old man picked up, scrutinize half a day suddenly wake up, catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out ah!
20. lovelorn cries of cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not just sweet, just drunk, but also heartbreaking, as well as tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
[transferred from Jagged community http://bbs.tiexue.net/]
21. yesterday a dream of God that I can satisfy my desire to come up with a globe that want to world peace, he said, too hard for a bar,xesite, I took your picture say to these people become beautiful, he pondered the globe that took me to see.
22. an ugly woman,what-i, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but can not sell a half months. Kidnappers to return, she was determined not to get off the kidnappers clenching a stomp: walking, car not a
23.20 years ago my father to hold you so cars, people joke ugly child, my father cried. An old man selling bananas pat father said: "Big Brother do not cry, take only eat bananas to the monkeys! Really poor, hungry, had no hair."
24. The plane, a parrot on stewardess said: "Give Ye to glass of water\Then parrot on the pig, said: "Silly B of the bar, Ye fly."
25. There is an old farmer hoeing the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out at the farmer's face foam feces, the rise of farmer cursed: "CAO your mother! Article pants to wear out do not know!" Crow said: "CAO! you wear pants ah Ah shit!" v
26. Xiao Ming told his mother, the guests who came to play today,poemisonline, when brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: "Do you ruffle do?" Little said: "When I stood at the side, so guests just want to sit down, I will take the chair from behind him."
[Transferred from Jagged Community http://bbs.tiexue.net/]
27. one day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing beside him sat in front of a digital man wrote: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw a very intense man, said:『 child is not mine! 』
28. Just delete the gust of wind, but why is so eternal, just delete the dream, but why is so real, you bow does not say, I was hard to calm, I finally could not help but want to say to you: Next plays fart when to say!
29. a pair of lovers in the mountains by savage grasp: you eat each other's put you on the stool. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why the sad woman said: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
30. day Moujun wife a child, he hurriedly went to the hospital to see, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, he was pleased shouted, I made a father! Then a doctor face was sad to come out and tell him that children congenital malformations. Moujun stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, retribution ah